The Detroit airport was recently evacuated after something ‘suspicious’ was observed. I believe it was an American Airlines flight that arrived on time.
Michael Jordan Weds
April 29, 2013 By
NBA legend Michael Jordan was recently married. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house when the preacher said: “Michael, you may now dunk the bride”.
Living Near A Nuclear Power Plant?
April 11, 2013 By
1 in 3 Americans now live near a nuclear power plant. Meanwhile, today in Arkansas a family of 3 sat around trying to figure out which one of them lived near the power plant
Porn Star Arrested
April 8, 2013 By
Porn star Jenna Jameson was recently arrested on battery charges. Thankfully for police, she was already wearing handcuffs.
Memory Study
March 4, 2013 By
“A new study says that women have better memories than men. Also, listen to this – women have better memories than men.”
How Cold Is It?
January 15, 2013 By
There are record-low freezing temperatures across the country, even in places like Arizona. Everyone is having to make adjustments. For example, illegals are ice skating across the border.
Where’s The Trophy Isle?
December 10, 2012 By
The Home Depot College Football Awards were just passed out. Not surprising, the winners had to spend 20 minutes looking for someone to tell them where to find their trophies.
It’s Hard To Play Football
December 3, 2012 By
Chicago Bears receiver Brandon Marshall says that some NFL players use Viagra to get an edge on the field. Boy, it really IS a game of inches.
SNL Website Hacked
November 25, 2012 By
The website for Saturday Night Live was recently hacked into. In fact, people knew something was wrong with the site when they found something funny on it.
Biographer? I Just Met Her!
November 14, 2012 By
CIA Director David Petraeus resigned after it was disclosed he had an affair with his biographer. Officials became suspicious after seeing the title of the biography — “General David Petraeus: One Great Lover!”
